This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!
I would die
Rolling stones altamont free concert 1969
oh my god
Actually this is a gathering of all my followers at my first meet and greet.
Lol jk . The stones though >Idk Why but this is my new.favorite photo.
why arent there concerts like this anymore :(
“The ’60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great.”
this is really amazing, new favourite photo
why do people say “grow some balls” when they want someone to act tougher? like do you know how weak balls are? you punch someone where the sun don’t shine and they’re going down.
we should say “grow a vagina.” vaginas can take poundings. they bleed every month and never die.
i yelled OH GROW A VAGINA today in english when a kid dropped a book on his hand and my teacher laughed so hard he cried
These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”
so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.